That Stupid Club

Not like its an entirely orig­i­nal idea, but here we go.

Hulk
Small child throw stones at Hulk. Call Hulk ugly. Hulk sad.

Bat­man
Ran drug deal­ing scum off the piers. Har­vey seems normal…for now. Tim fill­ing out nicely.

Peter Parker
Called out Felicia’s name dur­ing sex with MJ…she wouldn’t lis­ten. Now I’m sleep­ing on the cold, cold floor.

Robin
He’s look­ing at me in THAT way. Again.

Reed Richards
I…I think Susan has a thing for that aquatic creep. Are not my abil­i­ties enough for her?

Frank Cas­tle
Scum killed so far: 573. Must remem­ber to update counter tommorrow.

The Atom
Rode in Won­der Woman’s bosom again. Doesn’t sus­pect a thing. A superhero’s life is full of peaks and troughs.…currently it’s all peaks. Hehe.

Bat­girl
Tried a Pinky and the Brain joke on Bat­man today. Not even a twitch, sigh.

Won­der Woman
Clark hit­ting on me again, jerk. Felt his x-ray vision.

Got tied up again today. Cursed Lasso kept slip­ping out of my fingers…Clark sug­gests it might be a sub­con­scious reflex. Must explore this with Cas­san­dra when we are alone.

Alfred
I caught Mas­ter Bruce try­ing to sneak into Mas­ter Grayson’s room again. Twice in a week…I bet­ter call Miss Kyle before things go further.

Jean Grey
Was Logan’s pheromones that made me do it.

Opti­mus Prime
Run­ning low on energon…again. Con­tin­gency plan: can­ni­bal­ize Bumblebee.

Tony Stark
Note to self, change under­wear before suit­ing up.

Aqua­man
Talked to the squid again. BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Been wait­ing for the JLA sig­nal for weeks.…still nothing.

Galac­tus
Ate a small moon…it was barely fill­ing. Surfer was whin­ing as usual, he never stops. Ever. SO AGGRAVATING! He started cry­ing when I called him chrome­dome again, like I care about his feelings.