That Stupid Club

After learn­ing that Paris Hilton is los­ing her inher­i­tance money, I couldn’t help but pen this entry in defence of the poor lit­tle rich girl

WHAT??!!?! Lose 60 mil­lion bucks over her jail term!?!?!, Uncle…now this is truly uncalled for.  What “crime” did Paris really com­mit?  Poor girl’s already served her time for her crime. And besides…we’ve for­given her for her pre­vi­ous “crimes” what.

• so, she did the racy FHM Shoot — Nicky was there too..hello!?! And did she get any blame? NOooo.…
• One Nite in Paris — it’s her bas­tard of a boyfriend who sold it. duh! Besides, its way bet­ter than the one Pam and Tommy Lee did !! (So, I heard…)
• House of Wax - ok, no excuses for her on this one.
• ‘Stars Are Blind’ - Hey, the song was #1 in great coun­tries like Bel­gium, Slo­va­kia and Hun­gary, okay!?

So, Paris Dah-ling, wipe away those tears, Uncle Gol­liz here ded­i­cate one his favourite songs to Grampa Hilton:

Stop wast­ing my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don’t
Do I have to come right
Flat out and tell you every­thing?
Gimme some money
Gimme sone money
I’m nobody’s fool
I’m nobody’s clown
I’m treat­ing you cool
I’m putting you down
But baby I don’t intend to leave empty handed
Gimme some money
Gimme some money
Don’t get me wrong
Try get­ting me right
Your face is ok but your purse is too tight
I’m look­ing for pound notes
Loose change
Bad checks, any­thing
Gimme some money
Gimme some money

Trust me, with all these hon­esty spewed out into the open, in no time, Grampa is gonna appre­ci­ate your hon­esty and run back to you to shower you with money and kisses again.

‘Cos for­give­ness is divine, and baby, that is always HOT.