Not like its an entirely original idea, but here we go.
Small child throw stones at Hulk. Call Hulk ugly. Hulk sad.
Ran drug dealing scum off the piers. Harvey seems normal…for now. Tim filling out nicely.
Called out Felicia’s name during sex with MJ…she wouldn’t listen. Now I’m sleeping on the cold, cold floor.
He’s looking at me in THAT way. Again.
I…I think Susan has a thing for that aquatic creep. Are not my abilities enough for her?
Scum killed so far: 573. Must remember to update counter tommorrow.
Rode in Wonder Woman’s bosom again. Doesn’t suspect a thing. A superhero’s life is full of peaks and troughs….currently it’s all peaks. Hehe.
Tried a Pinky and the Brain joke on Batman today. Not even a twitch, sigh.
Clark hitting on me again, jerk. Felt his x-ray vision.
Got tied up again today. Cursed Lasso kept slipping out of my fingers…Clark suggests it might be a subconscious reflex. Must explore this with Cassandra when we are alone.
I caught Master Bruce trying to sneak into Master Grayson’s room again. Twice in a week…I better call Miss Kyle before things go further.
Was Logan’s pheromones that made me do it.
Running low on energon…again. Contingency plan: cannibalize Bumblebee.
Note to self, change underwear before suiting up.
Talked to the squid again. BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Been waiting for the JLA signal for weeks….still nothing.
Ate a small moon…it was barely filling. Surfer was whining as usual, he never stops. Ever. SO AGGRAVATING! He started crying when I called him chromedome again, like I care about his feelings.