Mmm, when managers speak of hunger in footballers, could they be referring to this?

One thing you learn keeping an eye on both news and The Onion, parody is finding it increasingly hard to keep up with reality these days. This…THIS….is a good example. After all the chicken jokes, you try this for real, Venky’s? Seriously? David Dunn also looks like he could shed a few pounds, so a half-time poultry orgy doesn’t help in the slightest.

Maybe Samba is worried about possible racist clichés too, hence the desire to leave for certain North London clubs we shall omit to name. Good thing the tea lady wasn’t at the door with a plate of watermelon slices to wash it down.