One thing you learn keeping an eye on both news and The Onion, parody is finding it increasingly hard to keep up with reality these days. This…THIS….is a good example. After all the chicken jokes, you try this for real, Venky’s? Seriously? David Dunn also looks like he could shed a few pounds, so a half-time poultry orgy doesn’t help in the slightest.
Maybe Samba is worried about possible racist clichÃ©s too, hence the desire to leave for certain North London clubs we shall omit to name. Good thing the tea lady wasn’t at the door with a plate of watermelon slices to wash it down.