Sengoku Otome – Can they screen the quality of time travellers better?

why indeed
WHY INDEED

Sengoku OtomeBattle Girls is a double whammy in terms of not only being a pachinko adaptation like Rio, but also yet another entrant in the never-ending run of gender-swapped alternative history treatments, so it doesn’t take a genius to guess the level of quality on display. About the kindest thing I can say about this show is that it’s not as bad as Samurai Girls, which didn’t have one single redeeming value (besides the art style and that got old within a few episodes) and is one of the reasons why people are ashamed to admit they watch anime. As the market constantly narrows to cater to otaku scum, this is simply to get worse in the future. S.O is probably more like a more plot-focused version of Koihime Musou, but with blander character designs, so although it might not be panned that much, it’s simply not distinctive enough to grab eyeballs.

Now, if the industry wants to turn Oda Nobunaga into Red Sonja, I won’t say I’m automatically going to grab a pitchfork. The thing about the gender-swapping is that it never results in anything remotely interesting that relates to it, it’s just an excuse to heap on the fanservice. In this case it’s not even particularly inspired fanservice, so it’s doubtful the otakus will bite. Even worse, when someone tries to spice up the plot up, such as with a Connecticut Yankee spin in this instance, we just don’t get anything momentous and/or clever from that kind of treatment. In fact, I can’t recall a single case of a time travel plotline anime has ever produced being anything inspired (except perhaps in the case of Psyren)……resurrection/reincarnation themes seems to produce better work in traditional Japan. The jokes are also restricted to bog-standard “fish out of temporal waters” efforts, and the only absurdist gag that drew a chuckle was right at the end, so this series has its work cut out for it to attract any casual viewers at all.

Sket Dance – First Impressions

he hates kubo amiriteWrong manga to latch onto

There is only one phrase to describe this series…….MOSTLY HARMLESS(tm). There is zero orginality here, the jokes elicit a dry chuckle at best, but it’s not offensively bad like some other Jump material I could mention. If you’re below 12, this is generally wholesome animation you could spend your afternoon on. If you don’t belong to that age group, you should have bigger fish to fry.

Ten Things I Learnt Watching Star Driver 25*

SPOILERS ABOUND

"Hold on, The Cheat, we're going to the mooooooon!"
“Hold on, The Cheat, we’re going to the mooooooon!”

  1. Is this the banner child for SPACEHOMOLUSTBROS B4 HOS? That loving gaze trading all on their lonesome with ROMANCESUNRISE is only slightly less pregnant with meaning than THIS scene (warning:slight exaggeration)
  2. TAU MISARU THAT’S NOT A KICKU!! PUNCH would have been more satisfying from a thematic perspective if they didn’t blow their wad back in ep23. All they did was reduce the impact dramatically, but with some Lagann varnish to soften the blow (no pun intended). Good job by the animation team on finally having a different victory stance for Tauburn, because it’s a damn good one we have here.
  3. “I CAN STILL SEE IT!” Sunsets? Rainbows? OR TEH THREESOMES?
  4. Sugata got royally shafted by this series. If the plan all along was to have him NOT fight Takuto, running counter to everything the show has been suggesting/ foreshadowing, there has to be a better way of handling his role in the final episode than reducing him to a MacGuffin, a walking plot device. A GIANT walking plot device. He had practically no involvement in any inter-personal conflict besides  the fluff dojo scenes, and I consider the “possession” episodes a red herring, since the plot points were never followed up on (a common problem on this show). He was a damn spectator in the climax, and he was arguably more of a damsel in distress than Wako was (more evidence Takuto is actually the fulcrum of the triangle, not Wako, all you salivating female fanfic writers). The poor dude got absolutely no love by the writing team, and he’s arguably the most sefless character in the whole series if we take actions as the sole judge.
  5. Did he plan the Lagann robot arm cross? Or is that the standard giant robot AI behavorial template for all super robot shows? I have a fond image of Sugata doing a Lagann marathon to psyche himself up for the noble sacrifice.
  6. Wako. What can you say about effing girl? She’s so self-absorbed it’s AMAZING. It’s practically the end of the world, and yet her monologue just shows how vapid a character she is. Now, I have no idea if this is due to poor writing or that she was intentionally written to turn out this way (taking the series in perspective, I suspect the former), but that old chestnut about otaku writers not able to write believable female leads strikes again. In any case, it just shows Sugata and Takuto that they should find other pastures, considering how in-demand they are with the femmes on the island.
  7. That brings us up to Keito. Now, I love her lovey-dovey characterization in ep24 (some hated it, calling it character assassination), but then I enjoy having a character in this show acting unequivocally out of love and love alone, no matter how misguided or one-sided. And YET. Episode 25 takes the transition too far and reduces her to a blubbering mess, completely unrecognizable from the clever, perceptive (she’s the only one that seems immune to the Clark Kent Secret Identity Syndrome) and at times Machiavellian character she has been for most of the show. Considering how badly treated the rest of the cast was in ep25, that the few minutes of development time devoted to them has to be taken in this direction is simply galling. A lot of fans were simply reduced to making King’s Pillar jokes about what REALLY attracts women to Sugata for them to be bought to such a simpering state. Heck, even Samekh is making the euphemism work…”It’s huge and blue from lack of release!” Ahem, anyhoo, we come to….
  8. ..the rest of the cast. Considering what happened to Sugata, the rest get even shorter shrift. There was no point having any of them around beyond being punching bags for Head’s narcissism and throwing Captain Obvious infodump one-liners on what is happening on the battlefield. One of the faults of the show is the almost total focus on the one-on-one combat duels, and whenever we get the chance for a mass orgy battle, it’s almost always a disappointment. That’s no exception for the “Cybody puppet” fights, which degenerated into a bunch of Cybody finishers and then a subsequent feeding to the Worf Effect machine that is Samekh. After Samekh is dealt with by Tauburn, we get no closure with any of the sidecast, as clear a sign of contempt from the writing team as any. All this wouldn’t be so bad if people didn’t watch SD primarily because of the FABULOUS array of characters and their interactions, and less because of the quite frankly boring Cybody duels.
  9. The duels are a prime sticking point in the craw of the fandom, because they tend to be repetitive, padded out, reusing stock animation excessively and probably the sole reason how this sole got its prime Sunday 25 ep slot, which in turn meant the show couldn’t really push the limits in terms of creativity. Even here in the finale the Zero Time fights were REALLY rough around the edges, and degenerated into the standard aping of Lagann’s “pencil scrawl” effects as an excuse to skimp on the animation. It’s clear they blew almost the whole budget of the episode on the Tauburn/Samekh fight at the end.
  10. For an episode where Tauburn played the most important role, it’s sad that he’s just the vehicle for the classic shouting shounen lead. Every powerup seems pulled from the poverbial ass of Willpower!(tm) speeches, all done with much better outrageous flair in Lagann. If you were expecting some clever tactical gambit with Tauburn being crafted to mutually annihilate Samekh, it clearly will never happen in shows like these, one of the accepted perils of watching Japanese anime targeted at the younger demographic…supposedly. The joke is that Star Driver was written for yaoi female fans.
  11. Was that fight worth it? Taken in isolation, probably HELL YES. Huge TRACKIN’ LAZOR spam (death peacock laser spam at that) and Macross Plus homages (and some say Mai-Otome) is always OK in my book, but I was disappointed that none of my pet theories about Tauburn showing any significant King Cybody-slaying properties (considering its unique status), or that it was specificially designed to operate optimally out of Zero Time came to fruition. Ah well, the least of the disappointments in this list.
  12. Samekh doing its best Cape Canaveral impression is my favorite moment of this ep, odd that it may sound. The only way it could be better is if it did a Grendizer and flew off like a saucer, which given the cult-like leanings of the Crux and their Raelian focus on the Departure, as well as the suggestive upper torso of Samekh, is actually pretty probable.
  13. Methinks the Japanese have no idea what the word libido really means. Given that a certain robot show thought human souls=Tang juice, it’s just par for the course. *cough*
  14. Point 8 rears its ugly head again. What happened to Fish Girl and Mizuno(s)? They practically just walked out of the story. Now, some will give me the usual spiel about SD being post-modernist, adventure of life!, central theme of apprivoise from the literal and figurative prison of the island (which in turn was a prison for Cybodies) etc, but considering how much more enjoyable the fluff was and how badly the serious elements developed (save for the allegorical treatment of Fishgirl’s Sam stories as well as the layered meanings of the school play), it’s a huge copout, especially since a lot of fans were expecting a Maiden reunion. My pet expectation of a reconciled Keito and Wako doing their best Macross karaoke duet (again) didn’t occur.
  15. Now that the point of post-modernism raises its ugly head, early hopes (or fears) that the show was Utena for the 00s seems completely misplaced. Besides FABULOUS costumes, the similarities were pretty cosmetic, and it’s highly likely it would not be a symbolic imagery-laden incomprehensible mess (relatively) given its timeslot. I really don’t see the point of complaining about episode 25 in this regards, and SD has shown its really best with a lighter touch when it focuses on characterization, and it’s excellent with mood and ambience, like ep24 demonstrated. One of the strengths of the show is its fantastic visual approach, and its very strong use of colour is especially…*DONS SHADES*…stellar.
  16. This show is especially horrible at conflict resolution, I’ve seen more mature treatment in sentai shows. It’s just evidence on the tomb of SD being a post-modern grey edifice, when we have Head, a completely creepy old fuckwit in a child’s body who’s only possible love is his own reflection (or painting, if he ever did any) and as clear a villainous role as we can get. The only bit of colour his life ever had (ironic considering his vocation) is that short period where he was a seducer of the innocent and snared his best friend’s fiancee, leading him to lose an eye. To relive those days where he actually felt alive, over and over again, he’s perfectly willing to kill off 6 billion humans, as cartoonishly laughable a motivation as it gets. And now that we have our dramatically mandated son->daddy physical interaction (again), things are magically resolved? Naunce this is not. Adding insult to injury, Head’s last line in this show was in a cliche dialogue that would not be misplaced in a certain series starring a gutsy ninja. I thought the duel of the figurative/literal Peter Pans (an emotional midget that really doesn’t want to grow up and uses magitek to forestall that, and another that only looks to the future while carrying that shounen spark of youth perpetually in his heart) wasn’t a bad idea as a standalone theme, but the writing is so hackneyed in its shounen ways it was always doomed to failure. If it was introduced mid-season, or even by ep 20, it might have a fighting chance of proper development.
  17. To keep stomping on the bad writing trail, how pathetic is Kiraboshi as an organization when it has no idea what Samekh is or does? How on earth does Head know, considering he doesn’t even have the lore of the true mark family bloodlines? Does he have a Basement Exposition Scroll like the Itachi clan has in Naruto? With the exception of Sugata and Head, there doesn’t seem to be anyone possessing the full picture before episode 25. In addition, why doesn’t Sugata know about the properties of Sinpathy? And what was the big idea about suggesting the SEELE concept with the shadowy backers? All that came to nothing, so why would they plow in so much money (mainly through the Adult Bank, doubly ironic since the Crux seems to be a youth brigade with a secret handshake) without knowing the ultimate payoff? There is also zero handling on how the mark system works and why the Cybodies chose this way of interacting with the humans of the world. Were they true automata or were they genuine lifeforms that regressed/fell into a turpor? Sorry, your questions won’t be answered. This show has enormous problems with the writing, and I think one comment I read about “dummy data structures” is the best explanation. We have a lot of plot “stubs” embedded in this show, but it’s just brainstorming placeholders that are never developed upon.
  18. So you think it’s all hate and no love? Not really, Kanako was AWESOME in this ep. Not only did she already show her stuff in episode 24, we’re treated to her UNSHAKEABLE conviction in the Kiraboshi project, quoting the statutes and being the focal point of the the mass rallying cry. “SCREW U, CREEPY OLD FUCKER, THIS IS WHAT MY YOUTH REALLY MEANS!” That woman LOVES the bonding concept of the secret club with its secret handshake, and that makes her the greatest anime girl with seaweed hair here in my camp, no contest. My personal theory is that Takashi only pretended to like Simone so he could get the gig of rubbing oil on Kanako. You have to admit, it’s quite a plum job.

*OK, so my abacus is broken, sue me.

Now then, can someone do the same for Greg Land?

This. is. really. amazing. to watch. We’re witnessing someone with very low levels of morality going about his business. Amongst the many, MANY fake items in his portfolio is the claim that he actually worked on Calvin and Hobbes. Not only is this the most laughable lie ever, the sheer chutzpah of that claim, considering that C&H has a far larger fanbase than most comics and most fans are familiar with Watterson’s rather unique views towards artistic merchandising, is breathtaking in its audacity. There is a lot of divided opinion on whether he’s clever (for pulling the scam successfully for this long) or stupid (for having the scam being so utterly dependent on the credulity, ignorance and sheer apathy of his victims), but my personal opinion is that the mentality of the small-time shyster/gambler is responsible, because once something bold works, you’re inclined to repeat it and perhaps even escalate it many times once you become increasingly convinced of your invulnerability and/or cleverness. The psychology of crowds also plays a part, because it’s far more likely a solitary person witnessing an accident will call the police, as opposed to a crowd of 20-30 gawkers. And the crowd doesn’t get bigger than at a convention.

Now that the gig is up, his Deviantart page has been closed after being mercilessly swamped by unforgiving trollage. His personal site is also down for the count. It’s probably for the better, since the quality of his commision items is really hard to reconcile with his claimed body of work. I think someone said it best that Granito would have gone without any fear of comeuppance if he haunted Etsy instead, considering the rather blasé attitude that site has towards mass producers and out and out design-stealing fraudsters, like Regretsy has repeatedly shown. But it’s probably beyond his meagre artistic skills to manage more than a tracing, considering most of the craft peddled on Etsy is of the 3D variant.

UPDATE: Hey hey, someone mirrored his site.

Star Driver 25 (Unspoilerrific)

If this doesn't end a suicide I want my money back
If this doesn’t end a suicide I want my money back

KIRABOSHI☆! We shall never see its like again, for good or ill.

And so all falls back to shounen shouting, the one gimmick (or cliche) that never fails. All in all, the show has generally been disappointing if you consider it end to end, not least because it’s clearly 13 eps of content dumped into a 25 ep time block. Basically, Bones sold out and compromised its vision, and what’s worse, the 25 episodes allowed for a lackadaisical pacing with the episodic filler fights that made it far too late to rectify the gaping problems with the plot when the team realized the problem, if they ever did. As much as I love episode 24’s incredible setting of mood, if the price was having 25 being a nearly plot-free mess that depended almost entirely on flash (and low budget flash at that, it’s clear most of the animation time went into the last 5 min, which served as a great Macross Plus homage) while badly handling the bulk of the characters and then dropping the bag completely, I think the price is way too high. Still,  it’s fair to say this is a very average show that had some positively awesome and/or fabulous moments, and the sheer paucity of good execution doesn’t detract from the memories of those priceless bits. In the end, we have to be content with that.

More loony musing with spoilers in another post.

P.S: Wako is the most colorless female lead I’ve seen in ages. And to compound things, her gadawful monologue ruined half the climax of the show. Thanks a lot, you silly self-absorbed woman.

I heard you like the same book I do

Ah, the wonders of fundamentalist Christian conservatism in Africa. But what happened to the vaguely commie talk Gbagbo is fond of sporting, good senator? What kind of delightful cognitive dissonance is at work? Could it be that Ouattara being a Muslim really is the simple answer? I guess when push comes to shove, we see what set of internalized propaganda really is strongest in the conservative States.

Which is not to say that Ouattara isn’t in a pickle in a political sense. He seems to have done a Faustian alliance here. As is typical of the sub-Sahara, there’s plenty of bloodshed to go around.

War tourism takes a deadly turn

Rebels

Another day, another fiasco. Now, some might accuse detractors of excessive snark, but it’s hard not to when stuff like this happens. Even if you ignore that factoid about 4x the wasted ammunition as being unreliable, there’s plenty of stuff that makes one smack the face:

But in the characteristically fanciful version of events provided by the Shabaab, a spokesman claimed it was all part of a cunning regime plot. According to Mustafa Ali Omar: “Some of Gaddafi’s forces sneaked in among the rebels and fired anti-aircraft guns in the air. After that, Nato came and bombed them.”

Captain Rahim Mohammed Fatousi, an army officer who defected to the revolution, shrugged “It is very difficult with the Shabaab: they were told many times to leave because we knew the coalition was going to carry out air attacks. But these people have support from some of the political factions in Benghazi who want to use their influence through them. We shall continue to try and have some discipline into this operation.”

and..

By yesterday, however, this had frayed. The Shabaab, as well as unarmed civilians, were allowed access to the front line and the result was seen in the retreat from the scene of the “friendly fire” when the Shabaab began to shoot in panic at their own side — rebel military moving along the desert — and even others fleeing behind them. Later, another retreat followed when a “volunteer”, a 17-year-old who had decided to observe the fighting while his school remains shut, mistook some local farmers for undercover Gaddafi troops.

At some point the Shabaab needs to ask themselves whether they’re tagging along for a photoshoot jaunt or they’re actually serious about overthrowing Gaddafi. All the impartial observer is seeing are disaffected youths letting off testosterone-fueled steam. Lives are at stake here, most of the time not theirs, as evident in the witch-hunt roadblocks they run in friendly cities and the lynchings of black migrant workers from the sub-Sahara.

Also, in other reports:

Despite reported ambiguity on Barack Obama’s part over the issue of arming and training the rebels, Gates made clear that the Pentagon firmly opposed it. Repeating that it was a “certainty” that no US ground troops would be authorised by Obama, he laid into the rebels’ capabilities, describing the opposition as a faction-ridden and disparate “misnomer” whose forces lacked “command and control and organisation”. If the opposition needed training and weapons, he said, “someone else” would have to provide it, a declaration that would seem to slam the door on the rebels’ hopes of being armed by the West.

The rebels better hope for a ceasefire, because that’s the best they can achieve out of this pointless stalemate as Gaddafi will be adverse to moving far out of Ras Lanuf and Bin Jawad, knowing he can starve the east out of oil revenue if he holds those towns. All this hooha about the Benghazi Bravado(tm) also ignores the real problem of Misurata, where the civilian deaths (that pesky issue that Resolution 1973 was actually SUPPOSED to be about) continues with merciless shelling by Gaddafi forces. Now, with the US withdrawing their gunships, these people have been effectively left to their fate.

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