The Game of Thrones is afoot

So it’s finally here, George R.R. Martin’s magnum opus on the tubes after lengthy gestation. Yes ladies and gentlemen, no more cliche Tolkienesque uppity elves and grumpy dwarves to make us roll our eyes. While not strictly a measure of quality, it helps, unless you’re a certain Sam Raimi adapting a certain fantasy series that should be best left nameless.

I don’t think any spoilers are neccessary for something that is best experienced with a clean slate of mind, assuming the watcher is unfamilar with the literary canon. Suffice it to say that the first episode seems to be as faithful as a television series can get with regard to its original material, and the only reason anyone who has read the books should stay away is to avoid fixing the actors’ images into the character slots whenever they read the books again. I don’t think it’s that big a concern, because most of the casting calls seems well done, even if they’ve understandable discrepancies in terms of appearances. The only role I think is unsuitable is Michelle Fairley as Catelyn. While I’m not too convinced about Kit Harington’s Owen Hargreaves impersonation as Snow, it’s a minor quibble compared to how nailed on others are (such as Daenerys and the Lannisters.) Sean Bean is the biggest name here, and he carries Eddard Stark with the kind of solid, pensive dignity that he projects so easily. Although there isn’t a huge degree of audience hand-holding, watchers should still be able to get the gist of the plot, with all four major houses (the Starks, Lannisters, Baratheons and Targaryens) making their appearances.

It’s hard to fault the technical aspects, since this is the most expensive single TV season for a series ever made. Following like for like in the first novel, the scene beyond the Wall is as good an opening for a “realistic” fantasy series as it gets, showing the “out of sight, out of mind” approach to the supernatural elements Martin uses for the books, with nothing allowed to overwhelm the “meat and potatoes” political struggles of Westeros. The bleak beauty of the North Irish countryside is used to great effect in the Winterfell shots, and the use of music is naunced and low-key. What’s most amusing are the visuals for the opening theme, which are artistically novel and smack of sheer nerd appeal to the fanbase. The episode also ends on the best possible cliffhanger, the first of many illustrations that the characters of this show are different from the usual high fantasy treatment, and plot shields are far and few in between. HBO has already renewed the series for a 2nd season, which will hopefully suggest confidence that what happened with Rome when the show was cut short and the plot had to be adjusted with difficulty won’t happen again here.

X-Men 03 – What happened to the wimmin?

BOOM“OBJECSHUN! UR HONUR, THE ONLY THING GOING BOOMZ IS MY CLIENT’S SNAZZY DRESS SENSE!”

“Ippo said he’ll treat me to ramen after I finish weight control”

FAITOOOOU...erm, I mean, EMMMMMMMAAAAOh Yukarin, why are you always so deredere for blondes

Simple guyz
Simple guyz

OK, so did the X-belles get replaced by pod persons? Because they are unrecognizable from their usual personas in the comics. I was wondering in what way the wheels will start to come off gently from this bandwagon, but I never thought it would be in this fashion. I take back what I said about Storm (not to say the depressing “delicate constitution” crap they thought up to make her depend on the big burly men is gone, it’s actually worse here), because Emma Frost<>Emma Frost. Not only has she taken up some sort of weird gentle sensei schtick that’s massively out of character, she has a bizzare shoujo-ai relationship with the nascent Armor, in which they’ve NEVER MET EXCEPT OVER THE VIDEOCONFERENCE.

It’s a pity that this issue is so prominent (no pun intended), because the rest of the episode continued in a positive direction. The animation and art is still consistently solid, Cyclops toned down his emo-ing and Wolverine behaved more like Wolverine. Although there was significant infodumping courtesy of Ms Frost in the 1st half, the main fight with the mad doktor was satisfactory, if not very well developed. From a certain perspective, it was meant to showcase Armor’s first major use of her powers, but I still felt we could have seen more of the sheer monstrosity of the character depicted rather than just the usual short muwahahaha-ing.

The Emma Frost issue just sticks out like a sore thumb though, because short of Cyclops everyone just swallows Frost’s actions hook line and sinker. Granted, only Cyclops saw her psychic projection when Grey died, so there’s Considerable Doubt(tm) there, but there’s just no excuse when it comes to Armor. The somewhat creepy dynamic between the adolescent Armor and Frost is hilariously interpreted by the rest of the gang as some sort of noble teacher/student relationship, when the audience probably suspects telepathic manipulation plain as day. To be fair, Cyclops is skeptical, but he’ll probably change his mind once he shacks up with Frost (HAH!), assuming the young Hisako doesn’t knife him in the back when that happens.

Next episode brings on Frost’s diamond form (no “your body is a million dollars, baby!” jokes plz). I hope none of the U-Men have hammers.