And I Feel Fine
Geological stability sure is a bitch, ain’t it? And now we’ve gotten that out of the way, to the more important things we go:
Hmm, I’ve got a few myself here if they need any…
“I think it’s patently clear that the Doctor has once again saved the entire world, this time from the insidious alien menace known as The Rapture.”
“There will be no Rapture until Duke Nukem Forever is released.”
“Our souls WERE raptured! That means we’re all zombies right now!” *Then Magia starts to play*
“He was pleased with the blow-up dolls and decided to spare us.”
“The Quakinator was past its warranty date and he has to bring it back to the factory in Andromeda.”
“Obama stopped the antigrav beams with his nigger powers!”
“Obama casts Planar Seal”
“God only has 56k of bandwidth, you insensitive clods! Gonna take a while to transfer 10^22 bytes.”
But wait…..what do we have here?
Grimsvotn:I took Midas Money from some dude named Camping, SO?
A few nervous moments there….but look, up in the sky!
BONESAW DIED FOR US, PRAISE BE HIS NAME AND MAY HE SUP WELL WITH KAMINA IN VALHALLA.
EDIT:Wait, WUT? Why didn’t anyone tell me Satirewire is active again? Brilliant weekend.
EARTH STATUS: I STILL FUNCTION!
Man, tough crowd when the authorities take the zombie outbreak more seriously.
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