Oh Onion, u make us sad with joy

The story of Middle America, ladies and gentlemen. Hand out the Pulitzer.

That picture is so brilliant, I can only vaguely imagine in theoretical terms what diabolical mad geniuses the Onion writers are in real life. Of course, life is full of rock paper and scissors scenarios, so the child should be started early on this fine invention.

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