The Valhalla-Bound Tomcat

This is part 1 of 2 of Magnificent Beasts
A ghost of an F-14 Tomcat soaring through twilight skies — a final flight into legend.

An apex predator’s flight into memory.

A farewell to the titanium creatures that once ruled the skies — and still haunt the horizons of memory.

Introduction

Somewhere in the haze of satellite footage and silence, five Tomcats fell. Israeli strikes, confirmed by released footage and military sources, destroyed several of Iran’s remaining F-14s — perhaps grounded perhaps ghosts still dreaming of flight. Either way, among the last of their kind still tethered to this plane.

It’s a strange feeling, watching an era slip quietly out of the sky.

The Tomcat was more than a fighter jet.
It was a creature of myth — forged bones, swing wings, and a roar that once defined the edge of human ambition and engineering audacity.

This is for them.


Eulogy

They were never meant to last this long.

Born on Long Island’s wind-swept tarmac, birthed with the arrogance of a superpower, the F-14 Tomcat was built to stalk Backfires and turn lumbering Bears back toward the pole.

Her swing wings were poetry in motion.
Her titanium wing box, fused by an invisible fire, was a bastion of strength — a spine that bore every catapult launch and supersonic dive.

She carried the sky’s first silicon soul —
not just flying, but dreaming in code.

For decades she guarded the fleets,
and some crossed the ocean to fly in Persian skies — patched, coaxed, and kept alive by engineers who refused to let a legend die.

They scavenged miracles from scrap, machining the impossible, breathing life into machines whose time had passed.

And yet, even steel has an end.
Even titanium succumbs to fatigue and time.

In recent weeks, some of those proud Cats were destroyed before they could ever take to the air again.

The news was brief, the footage grainy.

But those who know the shape of that wing —
that unmistakable silhouette —
felt a pang deep in the chest.

It may not have been the final flight,
but it feels like the closing of a chapter —
the fading of an era that once ruled Cold War skies.

Perhaps it’s fitting.

The F-14 was always a creature of conflict,
born from tension and kept alive through stubborn will —
caught between eras,
between the analog and the digital.

So let us remember her not for the politics of her end,
but for what she was —
a machine that seemed almost alive.

A set of forged bones and composite feathers that gave human will the power to challenge the horizon.

A predator with grace enough to make poets out of pilots.

Now the last Cats grow few.
No more will those wings sweep wide over desert dawns.
No more will that metallic heart thrum beneath mortal skies.

The sky is quieter tonight.

The Cats may be gone from the earthbound flight lines,
but somewhere in the thin air above memory,
a Tomcat still rolls into the sun —
wings sweeping back, engines singing their feral hymn.

She still growls — fading, out of this world… immortal.


Cultural Afterburn

Long before the last Cats left the carrier deck, their echoes found new skies to fly in.

The F‑14 wasn’t just an aircraft;
it became an icon — a symbol of analog audacity in a digital age.

Its silhouette, all claws and grace, swept into cinema, anime, and games alike.

On screen, the Tomcat roared into immortality with Top Gun (1986),
the movie that turned naval aviation into myth and pilots into rockstars.
When it reappeared in Top Gun: Maverick (2022), battered but unbowed, it wasn’t just nostalgia — it was resurrection, and farewell.

In Japan, the Cat transformed again:
Macross and its Western cousin Robotech reimagined the swing‑wing fighter as the VF‑1 Valkyrie — a love letter to engineering and imagination.

From After Burner’s neon horizons to Ace Combat’s operatic dogfights,
from Tom Clancy’s thrillers to model‑builder showcases,
the Tomcat became more than a jet. It became a totem.

Few machines cross that line between tool and totem.
The F‑14 did.

It didn’t just fly; it inspired.

And in every digital sky, every retro arcade, every mecha hangar,
the last Cats still prowl —
titanium hearts beating somewhere between memory and myth.

Kanno Yoko/Scott Matthew – Dear John

Dear John - GitS SAC OST 3

Days of night slip through my mind
In a silent motionless sky
Paralyzed and motionless
All things falter
Somewhere back
I lost myself
So far deep inside of you
Everything’s become too much
So deep, so weak
Where did I go?

Images of falling light
Move across the hollow sky
I see movement after all
Calling, falling
Remember you’re not the only one
To feel this way, ’cause I’m one
Who has also had enough
So long, dear John
I’m gonna go

Unironically one of my favourite rock songs of 2004.

Quarantine Anime Recommendations: 1999

I’ll be posting my recommendations year by year, as I write them. These are anime that I’ve personally watched, and I’m arbitrarily starting in 1999 because, well, why not? Lots of great anime that year. I’m also not doing OVA and movies, as I’m planning to do a separate article for it.

Turn A Gundam

This is really a love or hate series. The Syd Mead mechanical designs was (and probably still is) divisive. I personally like the visual design, but the main draws for me are the story, characters, and the amazing OST composed by the incomparable Kanno Yoko. Especially ED2 which I still listen to now and then, 20 years later.

Great Teacher Onizuka

I assume this series needs no introduction, but for anybody who has not heard of it, some of the finest comedy from that era. Rude, yes. Perverse, yes. Touching (not that way), sometimes.

Oruchuban Ebichu

Features a talking hamster (voiced by Mitshuishi Kotono of Tsukino Usagi and Katsuragi Misato fame) who does household chores but completely unsuitable for children. Dirty jokes galore, eroticism near zero.

Colorful

Not the 2010 movie, this show is unapologetically ecchi. I don’t know how women might find this show, but most straight men will relate to the scenarios portrayed.

The Big O

Art deco super robots filtered through film noir and pulp fiction. Interesting characters, good mysteries, it asks the question: what does it mean to be human.

Blue Gender

Alien bug invasion. Not the most original premise (hello Starship Troopers!), character development is where it shines. The art can get a little rough and the pacing wasn’t the best, but not so much that it detracted from the story.

Images are sourced from all over the web.

Sturgill Simpson – Sing Along

Sturgill Simpson - Sing Along (Official Video)

Sleaze rock filtered through ZZ Top’s Eliminator. I’ve not been this excited by a musician new to me in many years. The accompanying Netflix anime to his new album SOUND & FURY is insanely good, too.