Holy Lame Horses, Batman!

just search for Owen Hargreaves fitness video

From the Independent:

“Tottenham Hotspur are prepared to test Owen Hargreaves’ claim that he can play 40 games a season again by giving the former England midfielder a medical test this week as they investigate the possibility of taking on the injury-racked midfielder.”

More ‘Arry Madness or Doktor Levy absolutely refusing to spend more money than absolutely neccessary on a manager that has no future at Spurs? People have already pointed out that with the new 25 man squad rule, it’s increasingly difficult to justify having sicknote squad players, like Wenger is finding out. Fergie basically made a choice of ditching one of the Owens, and he chose Hargreaves. Given the amount of patience Manyoo has shown him, if Fergie was in the slightest bit convinced Hargreaves would find a semblance of fitness he would have kept everyone’s favorite Jon Snow lookalike. (Heck, Berbatov is now behind Rooney, Hernandez and Wellbeck in the pecking order and at a pinch they could probably use Young if neccessary.)

He comes from a long, noble lineage

To follow up on the Adebayor goofiness, Spurs fans find themselves in a busy quandary having to amend THAT elephant song they sing about him due to his Arse affliation. Some of the..erm, suggestions so far for newer editions:

Adebayor, Adebayoooor
Your dads an accountant,
Your mum studies law

Adebayor, Adebayor
If you get on a bus with him,
stay near the door

Adebayor, Adebayor,
your parents are ok
as long as you score

Adebayor, Adebayooor
He’s seen Arsene Wenger
Touch Wilshere’s back dooooor!

Adebayor, Adebayoooooor,
your dad watches elephant….
documentaries on ITV4

His dad heals sick elephants,
And his mum’s got a new job


He stamped a rapist
And slid on the floor


We’ll wash the elephant
As long as you score

Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
He scores for Spurs
and gets paid by Mansooooour