Tag: Mad Mad Balls
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Some terrigible Downing jokes
Downing’s ex is going to dress as a fullback to prevent her from being beaten.
He’s apparently assisting Police, his first of the season
He smashed her over the bar.
Don’t make Downing cross. It never ends well.
At least they’re not Santorum jokes, tsk tsk.
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HUR HUR
“Arsenal have been dealing with the 8-2 jokes 4-3 weeks now!”
I hope things pick up soon for the Goons, if only because I’m not sure how much more wit like this I can take.
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He comes from a long, noble lineage
To follow up on the Adebayor goofiness, Spurs fans find themselves in a busy quandary having to amend THAT elephant song they sing about him due to his Arse affliation. Some of the..erm, suggestions so far for newer editions:
Adebayor, Adebayoooor
Your dads an accountant,
Your mum studies law
Adebayor, Adebayor
If you get on a bus with him,
stay near the door
Adebayor, Adebayor,
your parents are ok
as long as you score
Adebayor, Adebayooor
He’s seen Arsene Wenger
Touch Wilshere’s back dooooor!
Adebayor, Adebayoooooor,
your dad watches elephant….
documentaries on ITV4
His dad heals sick elephants,
And his mum’s got a new job
Adebayor
Adebayor
He stamped a rapist
And slid on the floor
Adebayor,
Adebayooooo-or,
We’ll wash the elephant
As long as you score
Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
He scores for Spurs
and gets paid by Mansooooour
I suspect it contains hallucinogens
I must confess I haven’t seen this before today. Very good come hither vibe you’re emitting there, Ade. This is not the first time he’s tried moonlighting as a comedian too. It just reminds me of the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTIONâ„¢ Dyson commercial Craig Ferguson gets endless delight from.