IT YAWNED LIKE A CHASM

Torres misses an open goal

I’m hardly the biggest fan of the man, but you’ve got to pity him a tad because that is truly a miserable miss. Still, the pic is hilarious if only because of the schadenfreude the home support is piling on him. Even de Gea looks pretty stunned.

Here’s the video that almost everyone has seen since Sunday, Ronny “Rocket” Rosenthal’s miss from 1992:

Extraordinary Soccer Miss

HUR HUR

“Arsenal have been dealing with the 8-2 jokes 4-3 weeks now!”

I hope things pick up soon for the Goons, if only because I’m not sure how much more wit like this I can take.

Horrifically Quaint

My favorite word has to be E-L-D-R-I-T-C-H, although a lot of people favour inchoate, if only for the way it rolls off the tongue. Eldritch has to be THE Lovecraft Word, since most genre authors pick up the usage of the term from Mythos works. Lovecraft has done more to popularize the word in the 20th century than everyone else put together, without question.