To follow up on the Adebayor goofiness, Spurs fans find themselves in a busy quandary having to amend THAT elephant song they sing about him due to his Arse affliation. Some of the..erm, suggestions so far for newer editions:
Adebayor, Adebayoooor
Your dads an accountant,
Your mum studies law
Adebayor, Adebayor
If you get on a bus with him,
stay near the door
Adebayor, Adebayor,
your parents are ok
as long as you score
Adebayor, Adebayooor
He’s seen Arsene Wenger
Touch Wilshere’s back dooooor!
Adebayor, Adebayoooooor,
your dad watches elephant….
documentaries on ITV4
His dad heals sick elephants,
And his mum’s got a new job
Adebayor
Adebayor
He stamped a rapist
And slid on the floor
Adebayor,
Adebayooooo-or,
We’ll wash the elephant
As long as you score
Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
He scores for Spurs
and gets paid by Mansooooour